Missing you already
The Whale Who Got Stuck In The Thames I've been expecting some bright spark to ask what WLW stood for. I digress, I'm going to miss you, mister giraffe.
If they do, I can dust off my "equality for red squirrels" gag - one last time.
Junior Minister My boss said he trusted me to put a quote in the paper for him. I thought he would be delighted that I'd sold his wool coat in the classified section. Alas, not.
Time to jacket in, JM?
A toast to WLW
I once was a Mega-Zine writer, moved (mostly out of pity) to write to the most wonderful giraffe to grace this Earth. I've always read your pages and am very sad to see you retiring. So thanks, WLW, for the laughs, the tears and the two years I had to spend in a mental institute.
Beijing's 8,999,997th Bicycle
Two years? Try doing this for 16.
Zine!
This poem is full of bright and sight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
And this poem is full of delight,
just like Pablo Marmite.
For he may not be as punny as Paddy Irishman,
but he is as brave as Supergran.
I hope you liked the Easter eggs, WLW,
tell me: why does Davord keep saying Moo?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Moo-ving on up, moo-ving on out, time to break free, nothing can stop him!
Padstrom Games
Noisy Hill: I can hear monsters. I'm not going up there. Pro-Evolution Soccer: Darwinian Footballers. Lazy Taxi: Be there in 5 minuteszzz... Stokemon: Lewk, eet's a Psyduck, duck. Personal Space Invaders: Get back! Immortal Kombat: A VERY long game. Treats of Rage: AARGH HAVE SOME CAKE! This Is Actually The Final Final Fantasy: Everyone dies.
Vigilante 8 Malienstorm & Paddy Pacman
Coronation Street Fighter: It's Blanche vs Betty!
Gay huzzah!
Not wanting to join the depressive bandwagon, I'll keep this short and sweet! I discovered 'Zine when I was eight; that's a whole 11 years and it's flown by! Hopefully we'll keep in touch WLW and remember, if you're ever in Glasgow, I know a few gay bars with high ceilings! Love and huggles and ebil.
OWA
Mine's a daiquiri my old chum...
So, farewell then,
'Zine
I remember when
I sent something in
the first time.
I called myself
Keyser Soze
Because of the Usual
Suspects.
It was Verbal all along,
you know.
Also Dumbledore dies.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic (Aged 17½)
Wait - I thought he was really a woman?